The Saga of the Four Whiskers
The Kingdom of the Floorboards Sing, Muse, of the shadows beneath the sink, Of the dust-bunny dunes and the copper-pipe link. Sing of the world that is knee-high to men, But vast as a desert and dark as a den. Sing of the Kingdom of Baseboard and Beam, Where survival is hard, and cheese is the dream. The Giants walk above with thunderous tread, Shaking the rafters and the moss-feather bed. Their eyes are like suns, indifferent and bright, Banishing shadows with terrible light. But worse than the Giants, with their brooms and their feet, Is the Dragon who patrols the tiled street. The Beast with the whiskers of needle and wire, With eyes of green glass and a belly of fire. The Cat. The Leviathan. Death in soft fur. Who announces the end with a rumbling purr. In this land of terror, the Mice hold their court, In a wall-hollow fortress, a secret resort. They speak of the Legend, passed down from the old, Of the Wedge of the Heavens, the Triangle Gold. The Cheese. It calls from the heights...